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remyreaper:

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

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OH MY GOD IT IS

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undeadcosmicunicorn:

Impulse - $6.99

Buy me all of them

The names suit all the colours so fucking well

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patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."

OK BUT LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CANNON IN THE 1812 OVERTURE. Now this shitstorm of unnecessary noodling in the second violins has a bit at the end that calls for a very LOUD and SUDDEN cannon. Fuck those cannons. No matter how many time you go over the music and no matter how much you listen to it, it fucking sneaks up on you every goddamn time like Five Nights at Freddy’s or some shit. An no, not once, but SIX ANXIETY INDUCING TIMES DOES THE CANNON GO “BOOM”. And here’s an added bonus for a heart attack guarantee: FIREWORKS. Yes, you read that right folks, FIREWORKS can be added for a night you’ll never forget! Fuck that noise. Fuck that cannon. fuck it all. 

saddeer:

jingledink:

found two kitties cuddling by the sea

this is so important

crossbeams:

I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

happilyimperfect:

Maddie & Tae- the Girl in a Country Song.

Okay, I know a lot of you don’t like country, but this is honestly worth a watch… These two girls are calling out their fellow artists and pushing back on the objectification of women, all with the help of this hilarious video. 

I really don’t like country music, but this has a great message!

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bigwes:

Yandere Cupcake

Ingredients:

1 Can white frosting
1 Box Red Velvet Cake Mix

Sugar Glass:
2 cups water
1 cup light corn syrup
3 1/2 cups white sugar
1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar

Edible Blood:
1/2 cup light corn syrup
1 tablespoon cornstarch
1/4 cup water, or more as needed
15 drops red food coloring
3 drops blue food coloring

Directions:
Prepare Red Velvet Cake Mix According to box, line cupcake tins with paper cupcake liners.

Divide cake batter between lined cupcake tins.

Bake according to box instructions. Let cool and frost cupcakes with white frosting.

Make the sugar glass. Mix 2 cups water, 1 cup corn syrup, white sugar, and cream of tartar in a large saucepan; bring to a boil. Use a candy thermometer and boil sugar syrup until temperature reaches 300 degrees (hard ball), stirring constantly. The mixture will thicken as water evaporates. When sugar reaches 300 degrees, quickly pour onto a metal baking pan. Cool until completely hardened. Break into “shards” using a meat mallet.

Make the edible blood. Mix together 1/2 cup corn syrup and cornstarch in a large bowl. Slowly stir in the 1/4 cup of water, adding more if necessary, until the corn syrup mixture has thickened to the consistency of blood. Stir in the red and blue food coloring.

Stab each frosted cupcake with a few shards of broken sugar glass. Drizzle on drops of “blood” to complete the effect.

Source: Tamra Hermosillo

Crying because I will make this one day!

This is badass!

what the hell is a yandare

princedoki:

u ever like have a crush but its not a crush its not romantic ur just like “-looks into persons eyes- u….r my bro………….4ever……………..our broship will never die…………..ill fight 4 u in HELL we ride……………..ride………….ride on the roads of bro hell 2gether………………………………..”

some really neat things I found at Funky Monkey in New Orleans. the first picture is actually the border of a dress!

Artist:
Erasure
Track:
Always
Plays:
504,919 plays

unicornsquad:

Always - Erasure

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tags: #music

dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender